"Sam" (samwellington)
08/07/2016 at 03:26 • Filed to: None
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"Sam" (samwellington)
08/07/2016 at 03:26 • Filed to: None | 6
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The slowest drag race... in the world!
Birddog
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 03:29 |
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No tire smoke? Oh.. Yeah.. My bad.
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Sam
> Birddog
08/07/2016 at 03:34 |
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I bet the Mini’s tires would smoke if we had lifted the front end off the ground a bit.
We (mostly me) were actually considering picking it up and moving it across the street in front of the crowd, but there’s no good place to grab and lift from.
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Birddog
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 03:39 |
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I like the way you think! There’s too much responsibility in that pic.
RallyWrench
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 03:47 |
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I still want to see it. Is Miss Mercedes’ strategy to get the holeshot with superior rear engine traction, then blind everyone with her license lights?
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Sam
> Birddog
08/07/2016 at 03:55 |
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Yeah, it’s almost like original Minis are rare and valuable or something. Psh. Oh and those driving lights you can see in the distance is a cop that was either watching us the whole time, or taking a nap. Dude sat there for like an hour.
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Sam
> RallyWrench
08/07/2016 at 03:59 |
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Those lights man, it was like the sun was brought down to Earth.
I love how silly she’s making her car. We are considering crowd funding a Fast & Furious (Slow & Content in this case) style, high-level wing for it. It would be the best thing ever.
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Birddog
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 04:02 |
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It’s about the people you goof! The wheels are secondary.
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RallyWrench
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 04:17 |
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I might have a really stupid wing sitting around off my LeMons car...
TheHondaBro
> RallyWrench
08/07/2016 at 04:57 |
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Donate it to a good cause.
shop-teacher
> Birddog
08/07/2016 at 07:22 |
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See the two parking lots down the way between the Mini and the Smart? That’s a cop.
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shop-teacher
> RallyWrench
08/07/2016 at 07:23 |
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I would help crowd-fund the shipping costs.
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shop-teacher
> RallyWrench
08/07/2016 at 07:25 |
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Won’t matter what her strategy is, when I unleash the scooter’s 150cc’s of fury!
PS9
> shop-teacher
08/07/2016 at 07:37 |
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Having the mini next to scooter is really telling. It’s what scooter companies would make if it were acceptable to make cars without crumple zones and safety equipment.
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shop-teacher
> PS9
08/07/2016 at 07:43 |
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Being a big dude, I was shocked how well I fit in the passenger seat on the Mini. It helps that the doors are freakishly thin. You definitely do not want to get in a crash in a Mini.
fhrblig
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 10:00 |
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Oh god, please make a huge wing for it out of an ironing board. Like this:
Bonus points if she puts an exhaust tip made out of a Folger’s can.
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RallyWrench
> TheHondaBro
08/07/2016 at 11:24 |
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Think it’s at work, will look tomorrow.
Mercedes Streeter
> RallyWrench
08/07/2016 at 13:50 |
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Mmmmm holeshots :D
My strategy is to simply reach a higher top speed lol
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Mercedes Streeter
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 13:50 |
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YES PLEASE!!!
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Mercedes Streeter
> RallyWrench
08/07/2016 at 13:50 |
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How stupid? :)
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RallyWrench
> Mercedes Streeter
08/07/2016 at 14:15 |
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Like two ricer wings stacked together with a string into the car to flap the top one stupid.
Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight
> Sam
08/07/2016 at 23:20 |
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I had a cop watching me unload ELWOOD from E.T. for almost an hour a few weeks ago. You would think they have better things to do.
fourvalleys
> Sam
08/08/2016 at 09:16 |
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Rare? Kind of. Not really, mine was one of 3 I saw on Saturday.
Valuable? Nahhhh.
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Sam
> fourvalleys
08/08/2016 at 09:30 |
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You prompted me to look at Minis on eBay. Now I’m gonna end up with a Mini.
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fourvalleys
> Sam
08/08/2016 at 09:31 |
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Do it!